Jeep Cj cars for sale in Billings, Montana

1976 Jeep CJ 1976 Jeep CJ-5

$13,995

Billings, Montana

No need to do a double take or rub the sleep from your eyes, this white 1976 Jeep CJ-5 is on the market. Or as I call it....Boss. This four-wheeled, head-turning, abstinence ender from Chuck Norris' vision board is a once in a lifetime opportunity to throw away your Affliction t-shirt, grow a beard, stop shaving your arms and become the man you've always wanted to. If you're not ready to do that, exit out of this listing. Now. You're gonna need to find a different ride to the tanning salon and Luke Bryan concert. There's no martini holders in this beastly chariot.Before you even look at the pictures, I highly recommend turning on Eye Of The Tiger and downing a shot of hundred proof whiskey without making a face.What else do you need to know about this terrain transcender?It has a rebuilt AMC 304 with a measly 7,838 miles on it. Not even joking. I get a little hot and bothered just writing it so i will give you a few minutes to catch your breath and pull yourself together.How do you feel about 35 inch Mickey Thompson tires? You read that right.....THIRTY. FREAKING. FIVE. Perfect addition for driving aroundyour friends who need a little help in the genital compensation area. Don't let them wear their Affliction shirts in the rugged,All-American piece of machinery. Thats all i ask.New speakers in the rear. Not that it even matters. This bad boy's engine is so loud you'll offend every Prius driving hippie in town. In fact, their Obama bumper stickers will fall off at the mere sight of you.Yeah, its got doors and a soft top, but that shouldn't even matter to you considering you bathe in acid rain and brush your teeth with steel wool.This hellcat appraises at a high price, probably more in the land of the Gods. Im only asking $13,995 OBO. Get a hold of me after you're done feeding your T-Rex, Organizing all your manly tools and moving the meat freezer in your garage to make room for this ipitomy of vehicular perfection.